Jokes sent in from Penelope’s mates:

Q: Why didn’t Penelope’s mom take her to the movie?
A: Because it was rated Arrrr…
~Jack K., 66

Q: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A: A Squashbuckler…
~Tim 19, Chris 16, and Rachel 13.

Q: What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
A: Shiver me timbers!
~Jake, 8.